Small Tidings

While I was asleep last night, something visited all my clothes drawers and closet. Everything still says medium but they all feel more in the small range. My shoes are the only things that weren't affected by the small syndrome because they feel like they should be a half-size larger now.

Maybe it was The Grinch that left the small tidings because it is close to Christmas and I could use some new clothes. Not necessarily in the large size, but I think clothes manufacturers have got their sizes wrong lately. The good news about that is those Size 2s are now Size 4s. That's what I used to be in my 20s and 5'8" to boot. I'm still 5'7" and in my 60s but obviously not a Size 4 anymore. I think when I made my discovery this morning, The Grinch was waking me up to make a resolution before it could be a New Year's resolution, never to be kept.

This is the first day on my journey back to a real Medium, which is not a Large, but definitely not a Small.